love bite
on my neck
from a mosquito
Pat R
12/10/15
Inspired by
fleas and lice
now a horse pisses
by my pillow
© Basho (Tr. Jane Reichhold)
along the seashore
hand in hand with the love of my life
a seagull shits on my head
© Chèvrefeuille
For Carpe Diem Haiku
thoughts and entanglements 
Ha HA! I love these! 🙂
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LoL glad it brought a chuckle:)
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Oh, yes they did make me laugh 🙂
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LOL! 🙂 Love bite indeed! 🙂
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LoL..
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Niiiiiiiice! Lol!
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Lol!
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Wonderful haiku, I love the Basho connection, I read that haiku the other night in his book, ( not the original)
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Thank you. Basho’s had me gasping, then laughing:)
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Wonderfully crazy and funny haiku trio. The last one reminds me of a possible scene in a romantic comedy. Ha ha! Cheers!
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LoL! I could see that:)
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